Admin Jokes

Admin Par Bijali Ka Taar Gir Gaya.
Admin Tadap Tadap Ke Marane Hi Vaala Tha Ki
Achaanak………..
Use Yaad Aaya Bijali To 2 Din Se Band Hai.
Vaapas Uthakar, Hansate Hue Bola,
Saala… Yaad Nahin Aata To Mar Hi Jaata!

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Admin Ne Dhaaba Khola..
Graahak –
Meri Chaay Mai Makkhi Dub Kar Mari Padi Hai
Admin –
To Kya Karu?
Mai Dhaaba Chalau Ya Inhe Tairana Sikhaun

 

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Admin Jalebi Bech Raha Tha..
Lekin Bol Raha Tha ‘Aalu Le Lo Aalu….!’
Santa: Par Yah To Jalebi Hai.
Admin: Chup Ho Ja, Varna Makhiyaan Aa Jaengi.
Vary Intelligent U Know..


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Ek Aadami Ne Dekha Ki Ek Garib Bachcha Us Ki Kimati Car Ko Nihaar Raha Hai.
Use Raham Aa Gaya Aur Usane Us Bachche Ko Apani Kaar Mein Baitha Liya.
Bachcha : Aapaki Kaar Bahut Mahangi Hai Na.?
Aadami : Haan. Mere Bade Bhai Ne Mujhe Upahaar Mein Di Hai.
Bachcha : Aapake Bade Bhai Kitane Achchhe Aadami Hain.
Aadami: Mujhe Pata Hai Tum Kya Soch Rahe Ho. Tum Bhi Aisi Car Chaahate Ho Na.?
Bachcha: Nahin, Mai Bhi Aapake Bade Bhai Jaisa Banana Chaahata Hun. Mere Bhi Chhote Bhai Bahan Hain Na...

Thought Of Thai Day:-
“Apani Soch Ko Hamesha Uncha Rakhen, Dusaron Ki Apekshaon Se Bhi Kahin Jyaada Uncha.

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Naaraaz Na Hona Kabhi Yah Sochakar Ki Kaam Mera Aur Naam Kisi Aur Ka Ho Raha Hai .
Yaha Sadiyon Se Jalate To “Ghi Aur Rui” Hai,
Par Log Kahate Hai Ki “Diya” Jal Raha Hai …

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Beti : Maan Gaav Me Grup Vaale Aaye Hain
Maan : Andar Aaja Beti Un Logon Ki Niyat Bahut Kharaab Hoti Hai
Beti : Maan Admin Saahab Bhi Saath Mein Hai
Maan : Oh Baapare …..To Bakari Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa….
   

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Gunda – Chal “Haphta” Nikaal
Edamin -“Kailendar Phaadate Hue”
Le Bhai
Pura “Mahina” Hi Rakh Le
Hamaare Edamin Saahab Ki To
Baat Hi Kuchh Aur Hai !!!

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Breking News..
Admin Ko Bhaari Nukasaan
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Chaay Pite Vaqt Aadha Biskut Chaay Mein Gira
Edamin Sadame Mein!!

 

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—- Braiaking News —-
Sone Mein Aai 50% Giraavat.
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Pahale Log 10 Ghante Sote The.
Ab Whatsapp Ke Kaaran 5 Ghante Hi Sote Hain…..!!