Jaat jokes-Hariyanvi Jaat - Jaatni Ke femous Funny Jokes

 

tichar: tumhen pata hai hamare purvaj bandar the ?

jaat: thare honge, mahare to chaudhari the.

jaat…… dilli chala gaya

railway station pai akhabaar vaale se bola :-

ek akhabaar dena…

akhabaar vaala-hindi ya angreji ka ?

jaat ….. bhai koisa de de

mane to roti lapetani hai

 

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jaat painting kharidane gaya…

selsamain:

yah 10 hajaar rupaye ki hai.

aail paint se bani hui hai.

jaat:

paison ki chinta mat kar.

desi ghi mein kuchh dikha….!

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ek jaat ne pepar mein kimme ni aave tha ararar agala chhora (baniya) jama juta pada likhan mein;

jaat: bhai manne bhi dikha de kimme.

baniya: manne bhi koni aanda.

Jaat: pher isa taavala taavala ke teri bua ka kanyaadaan likhe hai?

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shivaji ne jab jaat banaaya to use sab kuchh diya. tez dimaag, lamba chauda sharir, lekin zubaan na di, to paarvati boli, “prabhu aapane kitana suthara aadami banaaya hai ye jaat, ise bhi zubaan de do taaki yah bhi bol sake.”

shivaji bole, “na paarvati yah bina zubaan ke hi thik hai.”

lekin paarvati na maani shivaji ke pair pakad lie paarvati ki zid ke chalate shivaji ne jaat ko zubaan de di. zubaan milate hi jaat bola, “re shivaji, ya suthari si lugai kit ta maari ?”

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jaat ke ghar daravaze pe dastak hui.

jaatani: kaun ?

havaladaar: ham pulis aale hain. tere pati ka accident ho gaya hai, usake upar se gaadi gujar gai hai. vo ekadam paapad ban gaya.

jaatani: to daravaaja kholan ki ke jarurat sai, niche tai ai saraka de.

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ladaka googal par likhata hai-

how  tu impress e girl

speek in English ??

googal ka javaab-

jaat sudhar ja, kheti kar le.

khet bik jaange inake chakkar mein

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jaj bolya -tu tisari baar adaalat aaya hai tane

sharm koni aati??

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jaat bolya- haahaaha ,,saale tu to roz

aave hai tane to dub ke mar jaana chaahie.kai

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ek jaat dusare jaat se,

“are tyaanni bera  ki  hanumaan bhi jaat tha?”

dusara bolya, ” tanne kyunkar ber patya ?”

pahale alla bolya,

“lugai to raam ki kho gayi thi aur aaj hanumaan ne apani punchh mein lagava li! jaat ke bagair aur koi isase kam kar sakak hai ?

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teli aur jaat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun jyaada sayaana se.

dona ke bich shaayari ka muqaabala ho gaya. pehelen teli ki baari thi. usane sunaaya, “jaat re jaat, tere sar pe khat.”

jaat ne apana dimaag top gar main thok diya aur bolya, “ teli re teli, tere sar pe kohalu.”

teli bolya, “are jaat ya to koi baat nahin bani.”

jaat bolya, “na banane, sasurare bojh tale to daab ke marega.