Dosti Ke Jokes-Friends Forever best Jokes - Har Friend Kamina Hota H

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Dill Ne Kaha Ki Dosto Ko Massage Karu .

Mobile Uthaya,

Phir Socha Rahne Do, Dill To Paagal Hai.

Phir Dubara Socha Dill Paagal Hai To Kya Hua,

Dost Kau Se Normal Hain.!!!

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America Se Ek Dost Ka Phone Aaya.

Bola, Mankee Baath Kya Hota Hai.

Me Hairan… Mankee  Baath !

Usane Bataya Ki Poora America Is Baat Ki

Charcha Kar Raha Hai Ki Modi Obama Ke Saath

Mankee Baath Karenge.

Maine Kaha,

Abe Ulloo ,Gadhe, ……

Vo Mankee Baath Nahin

 Man Ki Baat Hai .

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Rabba Duhkh Na Dena Mere Dost Ko….

Chaahe Mujhe Sukho Ka Pahaad Dede…

Nayi Saikil Par Ghume Dost Mera….

Mujhe Bhale Hi Purane Bmw Caar Dede

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Hansi Ke Liye Gam Kurabaan,

Khushi Ke Liye Aansoo Kurabaan,

Dost Ke Liye Jaan Bhi Kurabaan,

Aur

Agar Dost Ki Girlfriend Mill Jaye To…

Saala Dost Bhi Kurabaan…

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Pahala Dost- Yaar Maine Apani Girlfriend Ko Usake

Birthday Pe Apani Bahan Ki Nayi Hire Ki Anguthi Chura Ke Dedi,

Dusara(Thappad Maar Ke)- Abe Kamene Kitni Muskil Se Lakar Di Thi  Teri Bahan Ko,

Pahala – To Saale Marata Kyo Hai,

Vapias Tere Hi Ghar Me  To Gai Hai,

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Ek Dost, Apane Dost Se,

Yar Me Apane Girlfriend  Ko Usake Janmadin Par Kya Gift Du

Dusara Dost-Mera Mobail Nambar De De

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Tinku ( Budhu Se )- Budhu, Kisi Cheej Ka Lamba-Sa Naam Batao

Budhu- Rabad

Tinku - Yah To Bahut Chhota Hai

Budhu - Lekin Ise Khenchakar Jitana Chahe Lamba Kar Sakate Hai

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Do Dost Safar Par Ja Rahe The,

Raat Ho Gayi Vo Tent Laga Kar So Gaye.

Raat Ko Ek Dost Ki Neend Khuli, Usane Dusare Ko Jaga Kar Kaha,

“Aasaman Ki Taraf Tuje Kya Najar Aata Hai ?”.

Dusara : Bahut Saare Sitare..

Pahala : Isase Kya Pata Chalata Hai ?

Dusara : Aasaman Kitana Khubasurat Hai..

Pahala : Abe Nyutan Ki Aolaad, Tent Chori Ho Gaya…

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Videsh Yaatra Se Jakar Aaye Hue Ek friend Ne Apane Dusare friend Se Puchha.

“Kya Me Videshi Jaisa Dikhata Hu ?”

Friend1 : Nahi !

Friend2 : To America Me Kyo Ek Aurat Mujhe Puchh Rahi Thi Ki Kya Me Videshi  Hu

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Friend 1 : Aaj Mujhe Phir Aaliya Bhatt Ko Kiss Karane Ka Dill Kar Raha Hai.

Friend 2 : Kya Tum Pahale Aaliya Bhatt Ko Kiss Kar Chuke Ho ?

Friend 1 : Nahi ! Ek Baar Pahale Bhi Dill Kiya Tha.!!!

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Friend 1 : Me Aapana Dog Bechana Chaahata Hu !

Friend 2 : Kya Yah Vafadar Hai ?

Friend 1 : Hai ! Me Ise Pahale Bhi 5 Baar Bech Chuka Hu.

Ye Itana Vafadar Hai Ki Har Baar Mere Paas Vapas Aa Jaata Hai.