Fun Bhari Life ke Best Funny jokes

Aaliya Bhatt Ek Dukaan Me Gayi..

Aaliya : 2 Bhk Ka Kya Bhaav Hai ?

Dukanadar: Ye Redemed Kapadon Ki Dukan Hai..

Aaliya : Lekin Bahar To Likha Hai “Flat 70% Off”…

Dukanadar Koma Me Hai.

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Kal Jo Mi Ek Bachche Se Pochha:

Padhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?

Usaka Javab Aaya

Ankal,

Samandar Jitana Silebas Hai;

Nadi Jitana Padh Paate Hain;

Baalt Jitana Yaad Hota Hai;

Gilaas Bhar Likh Paate Hain;

Chullu Bhar Nambar Aate Hain;

Usi Me Dub Kar Mar Jaate Hain.

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Agar Jindagi Se Bahut Jyada Pareshan Ho To Ik Lambi Si Rase Lo Aur Use Ped Par Baandh Do…

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Na

Na

Na

Khudakushi Nahi Karani Bhai… Usaka Jhula Banaon Aur Araam Se Jhula Jhulo !

Jindagi Ke Pange To Sale Aise Hi Chalate Rahenge

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“Je Vaheguru Da Hukam Hoya ,

Ta Manzil Tak Pahuncha Devange ! ”

“Je Akkh Lag Gayi,

Te Vaaheguru Naal Hi Mila Devaange”

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Maan: Sopha Letane Ke Liye Nahin Baithane Ke Liye Hota Hai Beta

Beta: Ha To Chappal Bhi Maarane Ke Liye Nahi Pahanane Ke Liye Hoti Hai…..

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Shahar Ki Ladaki Ki Shaadi Gaanv Me Ho Gai.

Ladaki Ki Saasu Maan Ne Use Bhais Ko Ghaas Daalane Ko Bola.

Bhais Ke Munh Me Jhaag Dekh Kar Ladaki Vaapas Aa Gai.

Saasu Maan Boli: Kya Hua Bahu ?

Ladaki Boli:

Bhais Abhi Collaget Kar Rahi Hai, Maan Ji..

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Saadhu:-

Bachcha, Tujhe Swarg Milega,

Lao Kuchh Dakshina De Jao.

Ladaka:-

Thik Hai Dakshina Me Aapako Mene Dilli Di.

Aaj Se Dilli Aapaki Hui.

Saadhu :-

Dilli Kya Tumhaari Hai ?

Jo Mujhe De Rahe Ho.

Ladaka :-

To Swarg Kya Tere Baap Ne Kharid Rakha Hai,

Jo Tu Udhar Ke Plaat Yahaan Baant Raha Hai.

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Hostel Student Apane Dost Se:

Bhai Dhokha Ho Gaya Dhokha ;-(

Dost:- Kya Ho Gaya…??

Student:

Ghar Se Buks Ke Liye Paise Mangavae The,

Ghar Vaalo Ne Buks Hi Bhej Di…

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Garmi Aa Gayi Hain Apana Khyaal Rakhana

Paani Jyaada Pina

Khaana Kam Khaana

Aur Sabase Jaruri Baat-

Sir Ko Dhup Se Bachaana

Kyonki Bhuse Me Aag Jaldi Lagati Hain

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Kaun Kahata Hai Ke

Sirph Mohabbat Me Hi Dard Hota Hai..

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Kambakht..

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Daravaaze Me Ungali Aa Jaaye To Bhi Jaan Nikal Jaati Hai !

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Prabhu Yah Kya Moh Maaya Hai ?

Apana Bachcha Roye To Dil Me Dard Hota Hai

Aur Dusare Ka Roye To Sar Me.

Apani Bivi Roye To Sar Me Dard Hota Hai

Aur Dusare Ki Roye To Dil Me

Sab Prabhu Ki Maaya Hai!!

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Bhaktini:

“Baaba, Mere Aur Mere Pati Ke Bich Prem Kam Ho Gaya Hai..

Koi Upaay Batao..!!

Baaba:

Baalika… Shanivaar Ko ‘Facebuk’ Ka Aur Sunday Ko ‘Whatasapp’ Ka Upawaas Rakho Pahale Jaisa Prem Aa Jaega……..

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Bos – Aapaki Shaadi Ho Gayi?

Saradaar – Haan Ji, 1 Ladaki Se Hui Hai,

Bos – Shaadi To Ladakise Hi Hoti Hai,

Saradaar – Na Ji Meri Bahan Ki To Ladake Se Hui Thi

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Ek Nigro Marane Ke Baad Svarg Gaya..
Pari: Tum Kaun Ho ?
Nigro (Pari Ko Impress Karane Ke Liye):
Me Titanic Ka Hero Hun ,
Pari : …
Titanic Dubi Thi
Jali Nahi Thi Kalle …

 

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Bahu Agar Nimbu Kha Rahi Ho To Jaruri Nahin Ki Koi Khushakhabari Ho.
Jamaana Badal Gaya Hai…
Ho Sakata Hai Vo Raat Ki Utaar Rahi Ho.

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Ek Nai Aap Aai H...
Ek Ghanta Mobail Nahi Chhuo To,
Mobail Se Aavaaj Aati Hai…
“Maalik, Jinda Ho Ya Chal Base.”

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Ma Baap Ne Khub Jatan Se Padhaaya …..
Hamane Bhi Ji Jaan Se Padhai Ki …..
Phir Bhi …..
Aaj Bhi Office Me Entri …..
Angutha Lagaane Par Hi Milati Hai …..

Dedicated To Biometric Machine!


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Vo To Medical Store Par
In Ladakiyon Ka Bas Nahi Chalata..
Varna ……
Sar Dard Ki Goli Maangate Huye Bhi Puchh Le
Bhiya Isamen Koi Aur Kalar Dikhaana .

 

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Aalsi Ladka: Paapa Ek Glaas Paani Dena…
Paapa: Khud Uth Ke Pi Lo…
Ladka: Plz, De Do Na…
Paapa: Ab Agar Paani Maanga To Thappad Maarunga…
Boy: Thappad Maarane Aao To Paani Lete Aana…!!!


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Papu Ki Naukari Chali Gai…
Papu Roj Boss Ke Ghar Ke Baahar Potti Kar Aata…
Bos:- Ye Kya Harakat Hai..??
Papu:-
Ye Bataana Chaahata Hun Ki..
Bhukha Nahin Mar Raha Hun…!!

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Baadam Khaane Se Ackl Aati Hai.
Dhoke Khaane Se Bhi Ackl Aati Hai,….
To Socho Baadaam Dho- Ke Khaane Se Kitani Ackl Aati Hogi ?

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Wo  Kya Hai Jo Dill Me Hain, Man Me Hai Par Dhadakan Me Nahin ?
Uttar :- Are Aamir Khaan !!!

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Kaalidas Ka Ek Bhai Jute Banata Tha Usaka Naam Kya Tha ?
Uttar:- Adidas ?


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Jacky Chain Ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai ?..
Uttar:- D’chold
— Chain (Chhain) Ki Saans – D’chold
Chalo Ab Batao… Jchky Chain Ki Bahu Ka Naam Kya Hai ?
Uttar:- D’chold Again…
Kyunki Saans Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi…


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Love Aur Kush Ek Gaanv Se Gujar Rahe The, Bich Me Ek Kunva (Well) Aaya.. Love Usame Gir Gaya !

Batao Kyon ?
Uttar: Kyunki, Love Is Blind !
Love Ko Dekh Kar Kush Bhi Kuve Me Kud Gaya, Batao Kyon ?
Uttar:- Love Ke Liye Saala Kuchh Bhi Karega !!

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Me To Smaart Phon Ko Us Din Smaart Maanunga,
Jab Me Chillaunga:
Kaare, Hamao Phon Kaan Hai..?
Aur Phon Aavaaj Lagaayega:
Je Hain Dau Ham, Palli Ke Neche Dare Hain.

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Ghar Ka T.V Bigad Jae
To Maata-Pita Kahate Hain..
Bachchon Ne Bigaada Hai;
Aur Agar Bachche Bigad Jaen To
Kahate Hai..
T.V. Ne Bigaada Hai !!!


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Daamaad Apani Saas Se Baat Karata Hain :
Aapaki Beti Me To Hazaaron Kamiyaan Hain .
Saas: Haan Beta , Isi Vajah Se To Use Achchha Ladaka Nahi Mila.

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Kuchh Dinon Me Vivaah Hetu Bhi Sakim Chalegi..
Sch – 3 Patni
St – 2 Patni
Obch – 1 Patni
Gainairal – Ek Bhi Nahin
Kyonki Naukari Nahin To Chhokari Nahi ..
“Aarakshan He Aarakshan”!!


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Hamase Jyaada To Modi Aur Obaama Milate Hai!
Modi Ek Saal Me Tin Baar Obaama Se Mil Liye
Itani Jaldi To Dilli Me Rahane Vaala Aadami
Apani Merath Vaali Bua Se Nahi Mil Paata Hai !
 

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Jab Do Ladakiyon Aapas Me Milati Hain To..
Ek Sailfiai Le Leti Hain..
Jab Do Ladake Aapas Me Milate Hain To ..
Ek Haaf Le Lete Hai…


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5 Chijen Jo Khatm Hone Pe Bahut Takaliph Dete Hain
1. Dosti
2. Paisa
3. Pyaar
4. Ravivaar Aur
5. Internet Pek
Laast Vaala To Rula Hi Deta Hai… !

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Kitani Ajib Duniya Hain, Jahaan Auraten ‘Dusari Auraton
Ki Shikaayate Karati Nahi Thakati,
Jabaki Purush ‘Dusari Auraton’ Ki Taariph Karate Nahi
Thakate !!!
Purush Sach Me Mahaan Hain !!


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Hamne 5 Auraton Ko Dav Lagaaya Aur 5 Aadamiyon Ko Biyar Pilaayi ..
Aadamiyon Ke Chehare Par Jyaada Rangat Thi

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Puraane Jamaane Me Jab Koi
Akela Baithakar Hansata Tha,
To Log Kahate The…
Ki Isapar Koi Bhut-Pret Ka Saanya Hai..!!
Aaj Koi Akele Me Baithakar Hansata Hai
To Kahate Hain…
Mujhe Bhi Saind Kar De !

 

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Ek Bujurg Apani Puraani Maaruti Se Ja Rahe The..
Ki Ek Bmw Ko Zara Si Kharonch Lag Gayi.
To Un Me Se Moti Bola:
Koi Baat Nahin Uncle Ji Aap Ghar Jao, In Dono Se Ham Nipat 

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Panjaab Ke Ek Schul Me, Sab Ga Rahe The…
Agar Aap Jaanate Hain Ki Aap Happy Hain, To Taali Bajaen…
Keval 3 Bachcho Na Taaliyaan Bajaayi..
Kyunki Baaki Bachcho Ke Naam The…
Sunny, Luchky, Pinky, Bittu, Sonu, Bunny, Guddu, Swaiaitiai, Honaiy …!!!
 

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Maaravaadi Ko Faansi Ki Saja Sunai Gayi ..
Jaj Ne Puchha- Koi Aakhiri Khvaahish ?
Maaravaadi – Mhaari Jagah The Latak Jao!!

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Gaanv Ki Ek Ladaki Se Computer Class Me
Puchha Gaya-
Data (Data) Kya Hota Hai ?
Ladaki Boli So Simple..
“Tel Ki Shishi Ke Dhakkan Ko Daata Kahate Hain”


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Agar Mobail Rajasthan Me Banata Hota
To Mobail Me Ye Msg Templates Hote..
1.Paachho Fon Kar,
2.Kachori Leto Aa
3.Fon Me Paisa Ghala De .
4.Subah-Subah Maatho Mat Kha
5.Abaar Call Mat Kar, Lugai Kane Hi Suti Hai
6.Baad Me Baat Karu, Munda Me Gutako Hai
7.Thaari Sogan Paisa Koni….

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Nokar-:Maalik Hamara Ke Du Din Ki Chhutti Dai Do
3 Saal Baad Bihaar Ja Rahe Hai.
Maalik -:Kya Karega Be Bihaar Ja Ke
Nokar -:Maalik Ghar Se Chiththi Aai Hai Hamaari Ma Puri Ho Gai Hai,

Ham Top Kiya Hu, O Hi Ka Degri  Lene Jaana Hai.

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Munna Bhai Ke Ghar Ladki Hue.

Circuit- Bhai Ab To Muhale Ke, Sare Ladke Isko Line Marenge.

Munna- Tu Fikar Mat Kar Re, Apun Iska Naam Didi Rakhenge.

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Unknown Call-

He:"Do U Hv A Bf?"

She:"Yes! Who R U?"

He:"Tera Bhai..Ruk Kamini Gahr Aata Hu Dhulai Krne!"

Another Unknown Call-

He"Do U Hv A Bf?"

She-"Oh No No! Who R U?"

He-"I M Ur Bf..Cheat U Broke My Heart!"

She-"Oh Darling Sorry I Thought U R My Bro!"

He-"Tera Bhai Hi Hu Kamini....Aaj To Bas Ghar Aane Ki Der Hai!"

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Manku Ek Ladaki Ke Saath Chips Kha Raha Tha .
Ladaki Ne Pyaar Se Usaki Aankhon Me Aankhen Daal Ke Puchha, “Kuchh Feel Kar Rahe Ho ?”
Manaku, “Haan, Kamini Tu Mujhase Jyaada Chips Kha Rahi Hai .

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Ek Cuppale  Hotel Me Khaana Khaane Gaya
Boyfriend: Achchha Kya Logi Tum ?
Girlfriend: Jo Tum Kaho
Boyfriend: Waiter Jara Minu Laana
Girlfriend: Main Bhi Minu Khaungi  !!!!



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Pappu: Paapa, Pyaar Ek Virus Hai.

Paapa: Aur Ye Daravaaje Ke Pichhe Rakha Latth Antivirus Hai. Kahe To Abhi Tera System Scan Kar Dun.



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Dukaanadaar:-Haan Bhai Kya Chaahie  ???
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Mai:-Bas Ik Sanam Chaahie Aashiki Ke Lie,,,,,,,,,
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Dukaanadaar:-Satyam,,Bhai Ko Ik "Gold Flakai" Da


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Duniya Ke Do Aise Jeev Batao Jinhen Thand Nahin Lagati....
1. Penguin
2. Shaadi Me Aai Aurate...


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Ladaki:-Chhi Chhi...Kaisa Jamaana Aa Gaya Hai
Vo Dekho..
Ek Ladaka Dusare Ladake Ko
"Falling Kiss" De Raha Hai
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Ladaka:- Are Pagali...
Vo "Falling  Kiss" Nahi Hai
Vo Ladaka Apane Dost Se
Bidi Maang Raha Hai.


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Lakhanu Me Ek Premi Gomati Pul Pe Khade Hokar Apani Premika Ki Aankhon Me Dekhate Hue Bolata Hai....
"Jaaneman, Tumhaari Aankhon Me To Mujhe
Saara Shahar
Dikhai Deta Hai"
Tabhi Baaju Se Gujar Raha Ek Aadami Bolata Hai
"Are Bhaiya Jara Dekh Ke Bataana Ki,
Hazarat Ganj Chauraahe Pe
Helamet Cheking
To Nahin Ho Rahi."........


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Yaar Yen Ladakiyaan Lambe-Lambe Quotas Vaale Ti-Shart Pahanati Hain,
Aur Jab Koi Banda Padhane Lagata Hai To Galat Samajh Leti Hain..


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Bharam Rahane Do In Nakaab Jaise Dupatton Aur Helmeto Ka Gaalib
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Na Jaane Kitane Baapon Ko Yakin Hai Ki Bachche Koching Hi Gaye Ha.


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Had Ho Gayi Yaar Ab To
Dost Se Milane Hospital Gaya To
Vo Bola...
Dard Dilo Ke Kam Ho Jaate
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Agar...
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Seb Ke Badale Sigaret Le Aate


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Ek Ladaka Bas Me Ladaki Ko Bahut Der Se Ghur Raha Tha,
Ladaki- Tumhaari Bahan Nahin Hai Kya ?
Ladaka- Hai,
Isilie To Dekh Raha Hun,
Ladaki- Kyon ?
Ladaka- Meri Bahan Ko Bhaabhi Chaahie


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Friend Aur Girlfriend Me Fark !!!
Friend Vo Hota Jisake Paas Se Ham
Udhaar Lete Hai…
Aur
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Girlfriend Vo Hoti Hai Jisake Liye
Ham Udhaar Lete Hai…

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Ek Ladka School Se Jaldi Gar Aa Gaya !!!

Ma- Kyo Beta, Aaj Jaldi Gar Keise Aa Gaya

Ladka: Ek  Machher Maar Diya To Maidm Ne Bagha Diya

Ma – Machher Marne Ki Itni Badi Saja

Ladka : Machher Maidm Ki Gaal Par Baita Tha

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Bachha – Maidm Ji  Me Andar Aa Jaau  ??

Maidm –Baaki Sab Bachhe Time Se Class Me Aa Gaye . Tum Let Kaise Aaye

Bachha  - Jhund Me To Gidhar Aate Hai.

Sher To Akela Hi Aata Hai

De Thapad , De Thappad De Thappad

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Jab Vo Gobar Fenkne Jaati Thi To Ham Use Dekhte The

Fir

Fir

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Uske Ke Baap Ne Bhains Bech Di

Love Story Khatm

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Mai Kal Bas Mai Dilli Jar Aha Ta To Mere Paas Wali Sheet Par Baite Bhai  Ne Pucha

Kya Jaat Hai Bhaiji 

Maine Kaha: Rajasthani

Vo Khata Hai : Ye Rajasthni Kisme Aate Hai ?

Maine Kaha : Bhai , Paise Hote Hote Hai  Forchyunar  Me Aate Hai ? Nahi To Roadways Bas Me .

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Patni Ne Apne Pati Ko Bataya , Meri Jeebh Par Chale Nikal Aaye Hai

Pati Bola , Use Kabhi Aaram To Karne Nahi Deti , Fir Yah To Hoba Hi Tha.

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Bhartiya Naari Bahaut Tension Me Hai

Kya Kre Kuch Samaj Me Nahi Aata

Magalsutra Pahno To “Choro”  Ki Najar

Na Phano To “Choro” Ki Najar

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Ek Bahut Bade Sharbi Ke Gadi  Ke Piche Likha Hua Tha

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“Daru Piyo Aise Karo “

“ Roti To Saale Kute Bhi Khate Hai”

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Govt School Ke Bachhe Kisi Ko Gaseet Ke School Le Ja Rhe The

Ek Bujurg : Bachho Ise Chod Do Pdana Hoga To Ye Khud School Jayega

Ladke: Ye Student Nahi Teacher Hai Chaha !!!

School Hi Nahi Aata H