Girls Boys Jokes-Girlfriend Boyfriend Ke lovely Jokes

Girls Boys Jokes

 

Girl – “Tum Kya Kam Karte Ho ?”

Boy – “Hindustan Times Me Job Karta Tha Lekin Abhai Chhod Diya”

Girl – Chhod Kyo Diya ? Kitni Achhi Company To Hai ?”

Boy – Ab Itni Thand Mai Kon Subha-Subha

 Akhabar Bantne Jaaye !!!”

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Chintu  Bas Mai Khada Tha...

Break Lage To Ek Ladki Par Ja Gira

Ladki – Battmij Kya Kar Rhe Ho ?

Chintu- Enginiring…. Aur Aap??

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Ladka – Maine Naya I-Fone 5 Liya Hai.

Ladki – Kon Si Company Ka ??

Ladka – Ja Bahan Tu Gar Ja , Ribok Ka Laya Hu…

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Ladka – Kal Mai Tumhare Gar Gaya ,

Lagta Hai Hamari Shadi Hona Bhahut Muskil Hai …

Ladki – Kyo , Darling , Kya Hua ?? Papa Se Mile

Ladka – Nahi Tumahari Bahan Se Mila …

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Girl Friend – Muje Ek  I-Phone Dila Do

Boy Friend – Mere Paas Paise Nahi Hai,

Girl Friend – Thik Hai , Aaj Se Breakup,

Main Tumhen Chhod Ke Ja Rahi Hu,

Boy Friend Khush Hokar- Achchha, “Jaan” Chhuti ,, Ab,

Girl Friend – Bas Yahi Tumhaari “Jaan” Kahane Ki

Aadat Ne Hi To Mujhe Rok Leti Hai,

Boy Friend Shocked

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Ladaka – Jara Meri Aankhon Mein Dekho ,

Kya Najar Aata Hai , Sach Sach Bataana ,,

Ladaki- Mujhe In Men Pyaar Najar Aata Hai ,

Ladaka (Gusse Mein)- Jyaada Baat Mat Bana ,

Meri Aankh Mein Machchhar Pad Gaya Hai ,,

Gaur Se Dekh Kar Nikaal De

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Girl – Abhi Mujhe Mat Chhuo Shaadi Ke Baad Jitana Marzi Chhu  Lena

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Boy- Thik Hai Abhi Chalata Hun Shaadi Ho Jae To Fon Karake Bata Dena

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Boy: Tu  Dharati Pe Chaahe Jaha Bhi Rahegi Tujhe Tere Khushabu Se Pahachaan Lunga

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Girl: Kasam Se Mere Ko Pahale Se Hi Maalum Tha Saale Tu 1 Na .Ka "Kutta" Hai

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Solid Beizzati.....

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Ladaki Pik Apalod Karake Likhati Hai : Hi Dosto Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun..? .

Boy : Tere Baap Ne 15-20 Hazaar Ka Mobail Leke Diya Hai To Ghar Mein 500 Rupaye. Ka

Shisha Bhi Lagaaya Hoga.... Us Mein Dekh Le, Hamase Kya Puchhati Hai Bhutani Kahi Ki....

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Girl:- Main Kisi Aur Se Shaadi Kar Rahi Hun, Mujhe Bhul Jao. . !

Boy:-.  Na Tere Aane Ki Khushi, Na Tere Jaane Ka Gam, Dusari Pataayenge Tu Ja Bahan Ki Taki Aaj Se Tera Kissa Khatm..

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Boy Ne Ek Girl Ko Chhed Diya...

Girl Boli: Kamine, Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil...

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Boy Sochane Laga:

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Kaamini, Dhamaki Deke Gayi Ya Chaans

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Ek Ladaka Ek Ladaki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:" Vaah, Kya Maal Hai..

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Ladaki Hansi Aur Boli:" Maal To Jhakkaas Hai..

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