Hariyanvi Joks Aur Hariyanvi Taau Best Funny Jokes

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Patni Hariyaana Police  Se- Ji Mhaara
Gharavaala 5 Din Pehala Gobhi Len
Gaya Tha Ib Tak Koni Aaya
Hariyaana Police- Pher Ke Hoya,
Koi Aur Sabji Bana Le, Jaruri Hai Gobhi Banaani ? 


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Lajavab Hariyaana
Hariyanavi Ladaki: Passport Size Photo Khinch De, Ar Usamen Meri Nai Chappal Bhi Aani Chaahie
Photograaphar Bi Hariyaanavi Tha. Bolya Ukadu Baith Ja.



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Jaat Painting Kharidane Gaya…
Salesman:
Yah 10 Hajaar Rupaye Ki Hai.
Oil Paint Se Bani Hui Hai.
Jaat:
Poison Ki Chinta Mat Kar.
Desi Ghi Mein Kuchh Dikha….!

 
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Ek Baar Ek Hariyaanavi Angreji Sikhe Videsh Me Gaya. Ek Saal Baad Vo Vaapas Hariyaana Aaya. 2-3 Din Bad Us Ke Pass Fon Aaya Aur Fon Pe Ek Aadami Bolya, “Makha Raam Raam, Ka Kama Raya Sai, Aur Suna Kimme Gaam Ki.”
Hariyaanavi: Who Is Spaiaking?
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Fon Aala Aadami: Rai Jhakoi Pichhaanaya Koni Ke? Main Bolu Su Andairson!


 
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Ek Lugai Ne Hariyaanavi Ladake Se Puchha: Are Beta Tera Byaah Ho Liya Ke ?.
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Hariyaanavi Ladaka: Na Tai Main To Nyune Dukhi Hun.

 

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Hariyaanavi Ladake Ne Mandir Mein Haath Jodakar Kaha, “He Bhagavaan! Mhaarai Khaattar Bi Bhejade Koe Miss Chall Maaran Aali.
Hamanai Konasa Itana Bailains Chhaati Pai Dharake Le Jyaana Sai.”

 
 

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Hariyaana_Aalya Ki Khaas Aadat Sai…Koe #Kaam_Karata_Ho Usanai Nyu Kahavaigen
Ra Aajya Baithajya Bini@-Pile #2_Minat_Ma_Kite Dharati Na Paatai


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Ek Baar Ek Panjaabi Hariyaana. Gaya,
Aur Vahaan Ek Kue Mein Gir Gaya…

Ek Aadami Vahaan Se Gujara Aur Usane Panjaabi Ke Chillaane Ki Aavaaj Suni…

Hariyaana. Vaala :- “Abe Kaun Hai Be Kue Ke Bhitar?”

Panjaabi :- “O Paaji ! Assi Haan”

Hariyaana. Vaala :- Abe Do-Chaar Hote To Nikaal Bhi Dete…

Ab Assi Ko Kaun Nikaale…

Pade Raho Bhitar Hi



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Ek Ladaka Roj Ek Ladaki Ko Ghoorata Tha
Ladaki(Thaanedaar Se) – Ye Ladaka Roj Mujhe Tang Karata Hai
Thaanedaar – Kyon Be,
Aaj Dande Se Teri Haddi Todunga
Ladaki (Pitai Ke Baad) – Ab Aaya Maja , Ab Chhedega
Ladaka –
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Maidam Pepar Mein Phel Ho Jao
To Isaka Matalab Ye Nahin Ki Padhana Chhod Do

 

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Ek Aadami 5 Saal Baad Gaanv Lauta
Aadami – Are Ye To Mera Plaat Tha
Tau – Plaat Pe Tera Naam Likha Tha Ke
Aadami – Lekin Tumane Yahaan Ghar Kaise Bana Liya
Mera Plaat Kahaan Gaya
Tau –
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Mere Ghar Ke Niche Dab Gaya Hoga
Nikaal Le

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