👳 Hariyanvi Joks👳
Patni
Hariyaana Police Se- Ji Mhaara
Gharavaala 5 Din Pehala Gobhi Len
Gaya Tha Ib Tak Koni Aaya
Hariyaana Police- Pher Ke Hoya,
Koi Aur Sabji Bana Le, Jaruri Hai Gobhi Banaani ?
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Gharavaala 5 Din Pehala Gobhi Len
Gaya Tha Ib Tak Koni Aaya
Hariyaana Police- Pher Ke Hoya,
Koi Aur Sabji Bana Le, Jaruri Hai Gobhi Banaani ?
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Lajavab
Hariyaana
Hariyanavi Ladaki: Passport Size Photo Khinch De, Ar Usamen Meri Nai Chappal
Bhi Aani Chaahie
Photograaphar Bi Hariyaanavi Tha. Bolya Ukadu Baith Ja.
Hariyanavi Ladaki: Passport Size Photo Khinch De, Ar Usamen Meri Nai Chappal Bhi Aani Chaahie
Photograaphar Bi Hariyaanavi Tha. Bolya Ukadu Baith Ja.
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Jaat
Painting Kharidane Gaya…
Salesman:
Yah 10 Hajaar Rupaye Ki Hai.
Oil Paint Se Bani Hui Hai.
Jaat:
Poison Ki Chinta Mat Kar.
Desi Ghi Mein Kuchh Dikha….!
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Salesman:
Yah 10 Hajaar Rupaye Ki Hai.
Oil Paint Se Bani Hui Hai.
Jaat:
Poison Ki Chinta Mat Kar.
Desi Ghi Mein Kuchh Dikha….!
Ek Baar Ek Hariyaanavi Angreji Sikhe Videsh Me Gaya. Ek Saal Baad Vo Vaapas
Hariyaana Aaya. 2-3 Din Bad Us Ke Pass Fon Aaya Aur Fon Pe Ek Aadami Bolya,
“Makha Raam Raam, Ka Kama Raya Sai, Aur Suna Kimme Gaam Ki.”
Hariyaanavi: Who Is Spaiaking?
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Fon Aala Aadami: Rai Jhakoi Pichhaanaya Koni Ke? Main Bolu Su Andairson!
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Hariyaanavi: Who Is Spaiaking?
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Fon Aala Aadami: Rai Jhakoi Pichhaanaya Koni Ke? Main Bolu Su Andairson!
Ek
Lugai Ne Hariyaanavi Ladake Se Puchha: Are Beta Tera Byaah Ho Liya Ke ?.
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Hariyaanavi Ladaka: Na Tai Main To Nyune Dukhi Hun.
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Hariyaanavi Ladaka: Na Tai Main To Nyune Dukhi Hun.
Hariyaanavi
Ladake Ne Mandir Mein Haath Jodakar Kaha, “He Bhagavaan! Mhaarai Khaattar Bi
Bhejade Koe Miss Chall Maaran Aali.
Hamanai Konasa Itana Bailains Chhaati Pai Dharake Le Jyaana Sai.”
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Hamanai Konasa Itana Bailains Chhaati Pai Dharake Le Jyaana Sai.”
Hariyaana_Aalya Ki Khaas Aadat Sai…Koe #Kaam_Karata_Ho Usanai Nyu Kahavaigen
Ra Aajya Baithajya Bini@-Pile #2_Minat_Ma_Kite Dharati Na Paatai
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Ra Aajya Baithajya Bini@-Pile #2_Minat_Ma_Kite Dharati Na Paatai
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Ek Baar Ek Panjaabi Hariyaana. Gaya,
Aur Vahaan Ek Kue Mein Gir Gaya…
Ek Aadami Vahaan Se Gujara Aur Usane Panjaabi Ke Chillaane Ki Aavaaj Suni…
Hariyaana. Vaala :- “Abe Kaun Hai Be Kue Ke Bhitar?”
Panjaabi :- “O Paaji ! Assi Haan”
Hariyaana. Vaala :- Abe Do-Chaar Hote To Nikaal Bhi Dete…
Ab Assi Ko Kaun Nikaale…
Pade Raho Bhitar Hi
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Aur Vahaan Ek Kue Mein Gir Gaya…
Ek Aadami Vahaan Se Gujara Aur Usane Panjaabi Ke Chillaane Ki Aavaaj Suni…
Hariyaana. Vaala :- “Abe Kaun Hai Be Kue Ke Bhitar?”
Panjaabi :- “O Paaji ! Assi Haan”
Hariyaana. Vaala :- Abe Do-Chaar Hote To Nikaal Bhi Dete…
Ab Assi Ko Kaun Nikaale…
Pade Raho Bhitar Hi
Ek
Ladaka Roj Ek Ladaki Ko Ghoorata Tha
Ladaki(Thaanedaar Se) – Ye Ladaka Roj Mujhe Tang Karata Hai
Thaanedaar – Kyon Be,
Aaj Dande Se Teri Haddi Todunga
Ladaki (Pitai Ke Baad) – Ab Aaya Maja , Ab Chhedega
Ladaka –
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Maidam Pepar Mein Phel Ho Jao
To Isaka Matalab Ye Nahin Ki Padhana Chhod Do
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Ladaki(Thaanedaar Se) – Ye Ladaka Roj Mujhe Tang Karata Hai
Thaanedaar – Kyon Be,
Aaj Dande Se Teri Haddi Todunga
Ladaki (Pitai Ke Baad) – Ab Aaya Maja , Ab Chhedega
Ladaka –
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Maidam Pepar Mein Phel Ho Jao
To Isaka Matalab Ye Nahin Ki Padhana Chhod Do
Ek Aadami 5 Saal Baad Gaanv Lauta
Aadami – Are Ye To Mera Plaat Tha
Tau – Plaat Pe Tera Naam Likha Tha Ke
Aadami – Lekin Tumane Yahaan Ghar Kaise Bana Liya
Mera Plaat Kahaan Gaya
Tau –
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Mere Ghar Ke Niche Dab Gaya Hoga
Nikaal Le
Aadami – Are Ye To Mera Plaat Tha
Tau – Plaat Pe Tera Naam Likha Tha Ke
Aadami – Lekin Tumane Yahaan Ghar Kaise Bana Liya
Mera Plaat Kahaan Gaya
Tau –
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Mere Ghar Ke Niche Dab Gaya Hoga
Nikaal Le
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