Pati Patni - Husband Wife Ke Ek Se Badkar Ek Mast Jokes

           

Patni:
Aji Sunate Ho ?
Upar Se Vah Baig Utaar Dena !
Mera Haath Kuchh Chhota Pad Raha Hai..
Pati: To Jabaan Se Try Kar Le….
Pati Icu Mein Hai….

 

👩 👩 👩 👩

Pati-Patni Ek Hi Plat Me Golagappe Kha Rahe The.
Ek Dusare Ki Aankh Mein Aankh Daale Patni Ne Romaantik Ho Kar Puchha !
“Aise Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Ji?”
Pati: Thoda Aaraam Se Kha, Meri Baari Hi Nahi Aa Rahi.

 

👩 👩 👩 👩

Patni: Tum Sharab Mein Bahut Paise Barabaad Karate Ho, Ab Band Karo
Pati: Aur Tum Beautypaarlar Mein 5000 Ka Kabaada Karake Aati Ho Usaka Kya
Patni: Vo To Mein Tumhen Sundar Lagun Isaliye…
Pati: Pagali To Mein Bhi To Isaliye Pita Hun Ki Tu Mujhe Sundar Lage.


 

👩 👩 👩 👩

Physics  Ke Niyam Ke Anusaar Kisi Chiz Ko Uthaane Se Sarakaana Zyaada Aasaan Hota Hai.
…
Jaise
.
Zimmedaari
– Nyutan Ke Fupha
(Sarakaari Adhikaari )

👩 👩 👩 👩

Pati- Tere Baap Ki Jale Pe Namak Chhidakane Ki Aadat Gayi Nahin.
Patni- Kyon Kya Hua ?
Pati- Aaj Phir Se Puchh Raha Tha Ki Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karake Khush To Ho Na ?

👩 👩 👩 👩

Wife:
Puja Kiya Karo, Balaae Tal Jaegi
Husband:
Tere Baap Ne Bahut Ki Hogi,
Usaki Tal Gayi, Mere Palle Pad Gayi !!

👩 👩 👩 👩

Pati: “3 Din Se Lagaataar Lauki Kha Raha Hun, Ab 1 Mahina Nahin Khaunga !!!!”
Patni: “Yahi Baat Biyar Ke Lie Kyun Nahin Bolate ?”
Pati: “Kal Bhi Lauki Hi Banaana”

👩 👩 👩 👩

Pati Dudh Pikar: Chhih Ye Kaisa Dudh Hai ?
Bivi: Vo Kesar Khatm Ho Gaya Tha Ji
To Mainne Aapaki Jeb Se ‘Bimal Paan Masaala’ Daal Diya
Kyonki
Isake Daane -Daane Me Hai Kesar Ka Dam

👩 👩 👩 👩

Pati Saari Raat Gaayab Rahane Ke Baad Subah Jab Ghar Pahuncha , To Patni Ne Gusse Se Kaha , Ab Subah Ke Saat Baje Kisalie Aaye Ho ?
Pati Ne Javaab Diya Naashta Karane Ke Lie

 

👩 👩 👩 👩

Ek Aadami Apane Khyaalon Mein Itana Khoya Rahata Maano Ghar Se Use Koi Matalab Hi Na Ho
Ek Din Usaki Patni Boli - Pata Hai , Hamaara Munna Chalane Laga Hain ?
Pati Ka Dhyaan Kahin Aur Tha , Usane Puchha - Kab Se ?
Patni Ne Kaha - Aji 2012 Se
Pati Bola - Oh ! Tab To Vah 2013 Mein Chala Gaya Hoga

👩 👩 👩 👩

Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Jhagada Ho Raha Tha , Jab Jhagada Bahut Hi Badh Gaya
Pati Ne Krodh Ko Kaabu Mein Rakhate Hue Kaha- Ab Tum Ek Shabd Bhi Mat Bolana Varana Mere Andar Jo Pashu Baitha Hain Vah Jaag Jaega
Patni Boli - Jaagane Do Tumhaare Andar Ke Pashu Ko , Bhala Chuhe Se Bhi Koi Darata Hain

👩 👩 👩 👩

Ek Baar Ek Shaadi Shuda Joda Kisi Ke Yahaan Mehamaan Banakar Aaya Donon Miyaan -Bivi Nebadh- Chadhakar Unaka Svaagat Kiya

Chaar-Paanch Din Baad Ve Chale Gae
Patni Ne ( Pati Se Puchha )- Kyon Ji , Ve Tumhaare Kaunase Rishtedaar Then ?
Itana Sunate Hi Pati Behosh Ho Gaya

Hosh Mein Aane Ke Baad Usane Kaha- Main To Samajh Raha Tha Ki Ve Tumhaare Rishtedaar Hain

👩 👩 👩 👩

Pati-Patni Ke Jagade Mein Patni Kuchh Badh-Chadhakar Bol Gai

Pati Ne Apana Adhikaar Jataate Hue Kaha - Main Kahata Hun , Apane Shabd Vaapas Le Lo
Patni Boli - Nahin Leti
Pati Ne Phir Gusse Mein Kaha - Aakhiri Baar Kahata Hun Apane Shabd Vaapas Le Lo ,

Main Tumhen Paanch Minat Ka Samay Deta Hun
Patni Ne Shaant Bhaav Se Puchha - Aur Agar Paanch Minat Ke Andar Apane Shabd Vaapas Na Lie To ?
Pati Ne Kaha- Achchha , To Tumhen Kitana Samay Chaahie ?

👩 👩 👩 👩

Pati: “Aalu Ke Paraantho Mein Aalu To Najar Nahin Aa Rahe Hain”
Patni: “Chupachaap Kha Lo!! Kashmiri Pulaav Mein Kya Kashmir Najar Aata Hai ???”

👩 👩 👩 👩

Pati: “3 Din Se Lagaataar Lauki Kha Raha Hun, Ab 1 Mahina Nahin Khaunga!!!!”
Patni: “Yahi Baat Biyar Ke Lie Kyun Nahin Bolate?”
Pati: “Kal Bhi Lauki Hi Banaana”