Saradaar Ji Ke Rang- Rangile Masti Bhare Jokes

 

Saradaar Ji Ek Nambar Par Call Lagaaya…
Ek Ladaki Ne Fon Uthaya….
Saradaar: Hello… Kon ?
Ladaki Boli: Main Sita…
Saradaar: O Teri !, Yah To Ayodhya Lag Gaya… Sorry Maate… !!!

 

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Saradaar Ne Medikal Store Se Dava Li,
Aur Store Vaale Se Kaha
“Chini Bhi Do”
Storekipar- Chini Yahaan Nahin Milati  ?
Saradaar- Ham Paagal Nahin Hain,
Padhen Likhe Hain,Dava Par Likha Hai
Sugar Free
Chini To Tumhaara Baap Bhi Dega


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 Saradaar Saradaarani Railway Station Par Khade Train Ka Intajaar Kar Rahe The…
Tabhi Ek Gaadi Aai Jis Par Likha Tha
“Bombe Mel”
Saradaar Bhaag Kar Gaadi Mein Chadh Gaya…
Bivi Se Bola –
Jab “Bombe Female” Aaye To Tu Bhi Chadh Jaana


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Saradaar Ji Puri Zindagi Sochate Rahe..
Sochate Rahe..
Sochate Rahe..
Aur
Sochate Sochate Mar Gaye,
Ki Agar Meri Bahin Ke 3 Bhai Hain,
To Mere 2 Hi Kyon Hai ? !!!

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 Mastar:
Do Mein Se Do Gae Kitane Bache  ?
Saradaar:
Samajh Mein Nahin Aaya
Maastar Ji
Maastar:
Beta Samajho Tumhaare Paas
Do Roti He,
Tumane Vo Do Roti Kha Li Batao Tumhaare Paas Kya Bacha
Saradaar: Sabji



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Ik Saradaar Talaab Mein Gir Gaya.
Dubate-Dubate Usake Haath Mein Ek Machhali Aa Gai.
Saradaar Ne Use Pakad Kar Baahar Phenka Aur
Bola : Tu To Kam Se Kam Apani Jaan Bacha Le.


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Boss – Aapaki Shaadi Ho Gayi ?
Saradaar – Haan Ji, 1 Ladaki Se Hui Hai,
Boss – Shaadi To Ladaki Se Hi Hoti Hai,
Saradaar – Na Ji Meri Bahan Ki To Ladake Se Hui Thi

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Shaadi Ki Party Mein Saradaar Ji Ne
Khaane Ki Plet Mein Tishu Pepar Dekh Socha
Ki Ye Khaane Ki Chij Hai….
Jaise Hi Vah Khaane Laga….
To Saare Saradaar Bhai Ek Saath Chillaaye …
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Oye Mat Kha, Fika Hai !!!

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 Sardar Ko Ek Paarti Ka Invitation Mila,
Jisamen Likha Tha
‘Only Pink Tai’ ...
Sardar Party Mein Gaya To Usane Dekha Ke Logon Ne Pent-Shart Bhi Pahani Thi.

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Aradaar Apani Bivi Ke Saath Coffee House Mein ..
Saradaar: Jaldi Pi.. Coffee Thandi Ho Jaayegi …
Bibi: Phir Ki Hoga ??
Saradaar:
Bevakuf, “Menu Card” Dekh,
Hot Coffee — Rs 15
Chold Coffee  — Rs 45


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Doctor:
Tum Roj Subah Clinic Ke Bahaar Khade Hokar Aurato Ko Kyon Ghurate Ho ?
Saradaar: Ji Aap Ne Hi Likha Hai,
“Aurato Ko Dekhane Ka Samay Subah 9 Baje Se 11 Baje Tak !!!”

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4 Saradaar Train Ke Pichhe Bhaag Rahe The..
2 Chadh Gaye,
To Train Mein Logo Ne Kaha
“Wail Done”
Saradaar:
Khaak Wail Done
Jaana To Unhen Tha, Ham To Chhodane Aaye The.

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Saradaarani: Lo, Light Chali Gayi
Saradaar: Light Chali Gayi Toh Kya, Pankha To Chaalu Kar
Saradaarani:
Lo, Kee Na Vahi Saradaaron Vaali Baat,
Agar Pankha Chaalu Kiya To Momabatti Bujh Nahin Jaegi….??


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Nasa Ne  3  Saradaaron Ko Chaand Pe Bheja…
Rocket Uda, Magar Aadhe Raaste Se Vaapas Aa Gaya.
Unako Kaaran Puchha Gaya Toh Bole:
Aaj Amaavas Hai,
Chaand To Hoga Hi Nahi ….!


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Do Saradaar Bank Lutane Gaye, Par Gun Bhul Gaye…
Fir Bhi Bank Lut Liya Kaise ???
Bank Manager Bhi Saradaar Tha.
Bola: “Mujhe Tum Par Vishvaas Hai, Gun Kal Dikha Dena” ….!!


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Saradaar Ke Koi Santaan Nahin Thi.
Usane Khub Mannaten Maangi,
Nange Pair Tirth Yaatra Par Gaya,
Bhumi Par Soya,
Saare Devi Devataon Ke Darshan Kie,
Bahut Dinon Tak Upavaas Kiya, Aur
Ant Mein Kathin Nirjala Vrat Aarambh Kar Diya.
Tab Bhagavaan Khud Prakat Hue
Aur Haath Jod Kar Bade Din Bhaav Se Bole..
” Pahale Shaadi To Kar Mere Baap ….

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Ek Saradaarani Behosh Ho Gayi..!!
Doctor – Ye To Mar Gayi Hai .
Jab Usako Jalaane Lage To Vo Uth Baithi Aur Boli….
” Main Jinda Hun..!!
Saradaar- Chupachaap Padi Rah Gavaar, Tu Doctor Se Jyaada Jaanati Hai Kya ?
Jalao Ji Jalao.!!!

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Train Mein Warning Likhi Thi…
Bina Ticket Saphar Karane Vaale Yaatri Hoshiyaar !
Saradaaraji Itani Lain Padh Kar Bifar Gaye:
Vaahaji Ye Koi Baat Hui Bina Ticket Saphar Karane Vaala Hoshiyaar,
Hamane Tikit Liya To Ham Bevakuf :-X

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Jailer: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje  Faansi Di Jaegi !
Santa Saradaar: Haahaahaahaaha
Jailer: Kya Hua, Hans Kyon Rahe Ho ?
Santa Saradaar: Main To Uthata Hi Subah 9 Baje Hun..