Best Shayari Ke Ishq Bhare Asiki Ke Jokes

 

Aap Karen Na Karen Yaad Ham Ko
Ham Aap Ko Yaad Karenge
Mobail Ke Saath Daphanana
Network Milega To Kabr Se Bhi Sms Bindaas Karenge

 

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 Jangal Me Sapera Been Liye Baitha Tha.
Gaur Pharamaie..
Jangal Me Sapera Been Liye Baitha Tha…
Saanp Aur Bhi Kamina Tha,
Vo Iyaraphon Lagae Baitha Tha…!!!


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Patni Ki Taraf Se Pati Ke Liye Shaayari…
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dill Me
Ye Khayaal Aata Hai….
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dill Me
Ye Khayaal Aata Hai….
“Jab Tu Raat Ko 11.30 Baje So Jaata Hai,
To Agale Din Savere Tera Whaatsapp
‘Last Seen At 2.30am’ Kyo Bataata Hai…?


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Mujhe Itana Bhi Mat Ghuma A Zindagi,
Main Shahar Ka Shaayar Hun, MRF Ka Taayar Nahin !!!

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Mere Ek “Facebook Friend” Ne Post Kiya Ki-
“Kaash Ki Tum Maut Hoti, Ek Din Hi Sahi Meri To Hoti ”
To Mainne Bhi Comment Kar Diya Ki Bhai –
“Agar Vo Maut Hoti To Ek Din Sabaki Hoti”
Bhai Ne Turant Hi Unfriend Kar Diya…
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Bataiye Ab To Logic Bhi Dena Galat Ho Gaya !!!


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Jalee Ko Aag Kahate Hain…!
Bujhi Ko Raakh Kahate Hain…!
Jisaka Missd Call Dekhate Hi Insaan Ghar Aa Jaaye…!!!
Use “Bivi Ki Dhaak” Kahate Hain…!!!


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Mirza Gaalib:
Hamen To Apanon Ne Luta
Gairo Me Kahaan Dam Tha
Apani Kashti Vahaan Dubi
Jahaan Paani Kam Tha
Gaalib Ki Patni:
Tum To The Hi Gadhe
Tumhaare Bheje Me Kahaan Dam Tha
Vahaan Kashti Lekar Gae Hi Kyo
Jahaan Paani Kam Tha !!!


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Gitaar Sikha Tha,Yaaro
Usako Pataane Ke Liye,
Aaj Offer Aaya Hai,
Usaki Shaadi Me Bajaane Ke Liye !!!


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Jis Ne Zald Baazi Me Shaadi Ki
Usane Apana Jivan Bigaad Liya..
Vaah! Vaah!
Vaah! Vaah!
Aur Jisane Soch Samajh Kar Ki
Usane Kaun Sa Teer Maar Liya..