Teacher And Student Ke Dhamakedaar ladaku and Funyy Jokes

Kaanapuriya Dhamaaka
Teacher (Ladake Se) : “Kaahe Be… Kal School Kaahe Nahin Aae…..??”
Ladaka : “Kaahe… Kal Jau Aaye Rahen… Unaka Collector Bana Die Ho Ka…??”

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Teacher : “Kaunasa Panchhi Sabase Tej Udata Hai ?
Student : “Sar, Haathi.
Teacher : “Naalaayak, Tera Baap Kya Karata Hai?
Student : “Daaud Ke Gang  Mein ‘Shutter Hai.
Teacher : “Shaabaash.
Likho Bachcho ‘Haathi’.

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Teacher: Kisi Aisi Jagah Ka Naam Bataayo Jahaan Par Bahut Saare Log Hon
Phir Bhi Tum Akela Mahasus Karo?
Student: Pariksha Kaksh!
Teacher: Behosh!

 

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Maastar Ji Ek Hotal Mein Khaali Katori Mein Roti Dubo-Dubo Kar Kha Rahe The.
Waiter Ne Puchha:
Maastaraji Khaali Katori Mein Kaise Kha Rahe Hain ?
Maastar Ji:
Bhiya, Ham Mathematics Ke Teacher Hain.
Daal Hamane ‘Maan Li’ Hai.

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Ek Baar Primary School Mein Maastar Ji Gahari Nind Me So Rahe The
Tabhi Collector Saahab Aa Gaye
Maastar Ji Pakade Gaye
Bahut Der Uthaane Ke Baad Tab
Maastar Ki Nind Khuli Aur Bole
Bachchon Kumbhakarn Aise Sota Hai

 

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Ek Class Mein Ek Ladaki Ko Sab Bua-Bua Kahate The…..
Ek Din Is Ki Shikaayat Usane Apane Teacher Se Kar Di……
Teacher Ne Sab Ladako Se Puchha ….
Jo Ladake Is Ko Bua Kahate Hai Vo Sabhi Khade Ho Jae…….
Ek Ladake Ko Chhod Ke Sabhi Khade Ho Gaye…..
Teacher Ne Puchha……Kya Tum Is Ko Bua Nahin Kahate Ho …
Ladaka Bola…… Sar Me To Phuphaaji Hun……..

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Student Se Teacher Ne Puchha Batao Ek Saal Mein Kitani Raatri Hoti He..
Student– 10 Raatri
Teacher — 10 Kaise
Student- 9 Navaraatri Or 1 Shivaraatri.
Teacher Abhi Tak Koma Mein He.

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Achhe Aur Bahut Achhe Teacher Mein Antar:
Achha Teacher Vo Hai Jo Pariksha Mein Aapako Kadi Mehanat Ki Salaah De…
Aur Bahut Achha Teacher Vo Hai, Jo Aapako Pariksha Ke Waqt Kahe..
“Kanjaron, Parchiyaan Chaab Jao, Flaying Aa Gayi”!
 

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Hindi Ka Period Tha..
Maastar Ne Puchha:
Kavita Aur Nibandh Main Kya Antar Hai
Student:
Premika Ke Munh Se Nikala Ek Shabd Bhi Kavita Hota Hai
Aur
Patni Ka Ek Hi Shabd Nibandh Ke Samaan Hota Hai
Maastar Ke Aankh Main Aansu Aa Gae,
Gala Bhar Aaya..
Unhone Us Ladake Ko Klaas Ka Monitor Banaaya .

 

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Teacher Student Se:
Aayaat Aur Niryaat Ka Ek Achchha Sa Udaaharan Batao.
Student:
Soniya Gaandhi Aur Saaniya Mirza..
Teacher:
Tumhaare Charan Kahaan Hain Beta .

 

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 Gaanv Ke Ek School Se….
Teacher: 15th Agast Ko Hame Kya Mili Thi ?
Student: Maadasaahab….”Nukti Or Bundi Ke Laddu”


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Teacher:- Ek Taraph Paisa,
Dusari Taraph Akkal, Kya Chunoge ?
Student Paisa.
Teacher:- Galat, Mai Akkal Chunati
Student- Aap Sahi Kah Rahi Ho Medam,
Jisake Paas Jis Chij Ki Kami Hoti Hai Vo Vahi Chunata Hai ……………
De Thappad De Thappad

 

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Teacher: Batao Bachcho Hamaari Prthvi Kisaka Chakkar Lagaati Hai?
Santa: – “Sury Ka”
Teacher:
Bahut Achchha Bete,
Aur Hamaari Prthvi Ka Chakkar Kaun Lagaata Hai ?
Saare Vidhaarthi Ek Saath: Narendr Modi!!

 

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Teacher: 1 Se 10 Tak Ginati Sunao.
Santa: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10..
Teacher: 6 Kahaan Hai ?
Santa: Ji Vo To Mar Gaya.
Teacher: Mar Gaya? Kaise Mar Gaya???
Santa: Ji Maidam, Aaj Subah Tivi Par News Mein Bata Rahe The Ki Swainflu Mein 6 Ki Maut Ho Gai !


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Pappu Ki Hui Maastar Se Ladai
Maastar Ne Ki Pappu Ki Pitai
Pappu Ka Garam Hua Khoon..
Gaya Kabristaan Aur Maastar Ki,
Photo Taang Ke Likh Diya
Choming Soon!!

 

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Teacher: “Bhai Chaara” Shabd Ka Prayog Karate Hue Koi Vaaky Banao.
Chintu :
Mainne Dudh Waale Se Puchha,
Tum Dudh Itana Mahanga Kyon Bechate Ho
To Wah Bola Bhai Chaara Mahanga Ho Gaya Hai.
De Thappad De Thappad …

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Rasaayan Shaastr Ki Kaksha Mein
Teacher: Paani Ka Formula Batao
Student: H2o + Mgchl2 + Chaso4 + Alchl3 + Naoh + Koh + Hno3 +Hchl + Cho2 …
Teacher: Ye Uttar Galat Hai .
Student: Maidam, Ye Naale Ka Paani Hai

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Teacher :- Desh Ke Sabase Imaanadaar Policewaale Kaha Par Paye Jaate Hai…???
Pappu :- Saavadhaan Indiya Aur Kraim Petrol !!!

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Teacher : Raaju Tum Kis Lie College Aate Ho.
Student : Vidya Ke Lie Sar.
Teacher: To Aaj Tum So Kyon Rahe Ho.
Student: Aaj Vidya Nahin Aai Hai Sar.

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Teacher Ne Studenton Se Puchha.
Teacher: Ek Baat Batao, Tum Padhai Mein Dhyaan Kyon Nahin Dete ?
Ek Student: Kyonki Padhai Sirf Do Vajahon Se Ki Jaati Hai.
1st Dar Se
2nd Shaukh Se
Aur,
Faalatu Ke Shaukh Ham Rakhate Nahin Aur
Darate To Kisi Ke Baap Se Nahin.

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Student (Bhagavaan Se):
Hazaaro Ki Kismat Tere Haath Hai,
Agar Paas Karade To Kya Baat Hai!
Pariksha Ke Baad …
Bhagavaan:
Girlfrend Thodi Kam Pataata To Kya Baat Thi,
Kitaabe To Saari Tere Paas Thi

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Vigyaanan Ke Teacher Ne Studento Se Puchha…
“Elovira” Kya Hota Hai ?
Student:
Sar Panjaab Main Jab Chhota Bhai
Bade Bhai Ko “Vhiski” Ka Peg Bana Ke
Deta Hai..
To Kehata Hai..”E Lo Vira”!!


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Daada (Pote Se)- Teri Teacher Aa Rahi Hai, Ja Chhup Ja.
Pota-
Pahale Aap Chhup Jao,
Aapaki Maut Ke Bahaane Mene Do Hafte Ki Chhutti Le Rakhi Hai.