Valentine Day Ke Pyaar Aur Isk Ke Special Jokes in Hindi

Sukha Jaaye Ye “Rose Day”

Bhaad Me Jaaye “Propose Day”

Kide Pade “Chocolate Day”

Fhut Jaaye “Teddy Day”

Tut Jaye “Promise Day”

Kya Karu Is “Hug Day” Ka

Kis Baat Ka “Kiss Day” Ka

Jab Girlfriend Hi Nahi Hamari To,

Aag Lage Is “ Valentine Day” Ko

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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phul Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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Premi:- Tum Pyaar Ko Chunogi Ya Paise Ko ?
Premika:- Paise Wale Pyaar Ko.



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Premika:- Tum To Bas Kaam Main Lage Rahte Ho.Tumhe Meri Koi Parwaah Nahin.
Premi:- Sach Kh Rahi Ho.Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahin Karte

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Premi:- Darling, Aaj Aisi Koi Romantic Baat Karo Jisse Mere Pair Zamin Per Na Rahe.
Premika:- To Aap Faansi Kyon Nahin Laga Lete ?


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Premi Apni Premika Ke Liye Rose Lekar Aaya
Premika :- Mujhe Ye Rose Nahin Koi Sone Ki Chiz Chahiye.
Premi:- Ye Lo Takiya So Jaao.

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Full Form Of Girl

G = Goli Dene Me Sabse Age.

I = Inocent Sirf Shakl Se,

R = Rone Ki Automatic Machin,

L = Ladai Me Sabki Maa...

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Valentine  Day Aane Vaala He,
Kisi Ke Paas Extra Girlfiend Ho To De Sakate He.
Isaka Puny Bhi Bhukhe Ko Bhojan
Aur Pyaaei Ko Paani Dene Ke Baraabar Maana Jaata He ......

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Ladaki (Romaantik Andaaj Mein): Dekho Mausam
Kitana Hasin Hai. !!
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Tumhaara Kya Plaan Hai Jaaneman ?
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Ladaka: Mera To Vahi Hai, 178 Mein 1 Gb Ka 28
Din Ke Liye. !!
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Ladaki (Gusse Mein): Ja Mar Ja Mobail Me ...


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Pyaar Kya Hai - Ek Bhaaratiy Javaab
12 Vin Class Ka Question
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Question: Pyaar Kya Hai  ? Wistaar Se Bataiye ! (20 Ank)

America Studenti Ka Ans.: Pyaar Dard Ko
Kahate Hain (Pariksha Parinaam: Praaptaank 9/20)
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Inglaind Ke Student  Ka Ans.: Pyaar
Zindagi Ko Kahate Hain (Pariksha Parinaam:
Praaptaank 5/20)
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Sanyukt Arab Amiraat Ke Student Ka
Ans.: Pyaar Khuda Ko Kahate Hain (Pariksha
Parinaam: Praaptaank 7/20)
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Bhaaratiy Student
Ka Ans.: Pyaar Ki Paribhaasha: -
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Pyaar Ke Dvaara Ek Mahila Aur Purush Ke Madhy,
Upaje Prem-Sambandh Se Dil Ki Gambhir Bimaari
Ho Jaati Hai. Aur Agar Ye Prem Paravaan Na Chadhe
To Donon Mein Se Kisi Ek Ki Mrtyu Bhi Ho Jaati
Hai.
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Pyaar Ke Prakaar:
(1) - Ek Tarafa Pyaar.
(2) - Do Tarafa Pyaar.
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Aayu: -
Aamataur Par 15 Se 25 Umr Ke Ki Yah Bich Hota
Hai. Lekin Aajakal Yah Kisi Bhi Umr Mein Ho
Jaata Hai.
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Lakshan:
(1) - Anidra.
(2) - Din Mein Sapane Dekhana.
3) - Facesabook, Whaatsapp Ke Bina Ek-Ek Pal
Dubhar Ho Jaana
(4) - Fon Ki Lat.
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Mul Kaaran / Mulyaankan:
(1) - Phon Pe Cheating Se
(2) - Tasviron Se
(3) - Mobail Dvaara Jyaada Feilata Hai.
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Ilaaj: -
(1) - Pita Ke Jute Dvaara Enti Love Chikitsa !
(2) - Maan Ki Chappal Ki Andhaadhundh Maar !!!
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Pariksha Parinaam: (Praaptaank 20/20)

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Do Dost Daaru Pi Rahe The Tabhi Tebal Pair Rekha Hua Mobail Baja.
Ladaka Bola - Helo,
Girlfriend - Main Abhi Market Mein Shoping Kar Rahi Hun, Yahaan Ek Gold Nekales Set Bahut Achchha Lag Raha Hai Sirf
50,000 Ka Hai Kya Main Le Lu ?
Ladaka Bola - Haan Jaanu Le Lo.
Girlfiend - 1 Dress Bhi Le Lu. Sirf  5500 Ka Hai.
Ladaka Bola - Haan Jaanu Le Lo. 1 Nahin 2 - 4 Le Lo.
Girlfiend - Thik Hai. Tumhaara Credit Card Mere Paas Hai Usi Se Le Rahi Hun.
Ladaka Bola - Haan Jaanu Le Lo.
Dusara Dost - Ya To Tu Paagal Hai Ya Tujhe Chadh Gai Hai ? Ya Tu Hame Dikhaana Chaahata Hai Ke Tu Apani Girlfriend Ko Kitana Pyaar Karata Hai.

Ladaka Bola - Ye Chhodo. 

Yah Batao Ki Yah Mobail Kisaka Hai ?
Har Ek Dost Kamina Hota Hai.



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Valentine Divas Ke Lie Majaak - 14 Faravari

Aaj Raat 12 Baje Ke Baad
Velentain Divas Hai ...
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Jis Jis Ne Hamen
Phool Dena Hai
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Vo Line Mein Lag Jaaye ...
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Koi Ek Dusare Ko Dhakka Nahin Dega ..
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Tenshan Na Le ...
Jo Aaj Rah Jaaye
Vo Kal Aa Jaaye ...

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Shaadi Ke 5 Saal Baad ..., Valentine Ke Din Pati
Apani Patni Ke Liye Safed Gulaab Laaya ...
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Patni - "Ye Kya Safed Gulaab ? Valentine Ke Din To Laal Gulaab Dete Hai Na  ??
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Pati - Ab Jindagi Mein Pyaar Se Jyaada 

Shaanti Ki Jarurat Hai !!!!! ????

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Sab Log Kahate Firate Hai - "Jise Ham Pyaar Karate Hai ...
Vo Ek Chaand Ka Tukada Hai. "
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Par Unhen Kya Pata - "Jise Mein Pyaar Karata Hun ...
Chaand Usaka Tukada Hai.